i need to talk to someone about this goddamn crush but i don’t know whooooo

posted 4 hours ago


you come into my house, you insult my asexual headcanons,


queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.


this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end


this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

posted 1 day ago via queerhawkeye · © frvt with 6,994 notes


i don’t use punctuation 

i use punktuation

i was really certain that i wanted to be a teacher but i’ve really been enjoying my internship and now i keep thinking about marketing and product development and i don’t know what to doooo

posted 3 days ago

I’m just concerned for this family’s safety.

i’m really sad

posted 3 days ago


there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK

this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her


You shouldn’t feel guilty. What? They killed us too during the Rising. They blow our heads off without a second thought. Oh, no, that’s defending humanity. That’s okay, that’s not murder. That’s being a hero! While they get medals, we get medicated.

  • The Students: *singing* They will come one and all! They will come when we call!
  • Me: *sobbing* NO THEY WON'T.


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