i need to talk to someone about this goddamn crush but i don’t know whooooo
you come into my house, you insult my asexual headcanons,
queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.
this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end
i don’t use punctuation
i use punktuation
Harry at Jay’s wedding, july 20. +
i was really certain that i wanted to be a teacher but i’ve really been enjoying my internship and now i keep thinking about marketing and product development and i don’t know what to doooo
I’m just concerned for this family’s safety.
i’m really sad
there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK
this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her
You shouldn’t feel guilty. What? They killed us too during the Rising. They blow our heads off without a second thought. Oh, no, that’s defending humanity. That’s okay, that’s not murder. That’s being a hero! While they get medals, we get medicated.
"Who does the most shopping at airports?" x